PANIC! I LOST MY CAR KEYS AGAIN!!

This definitely/absolutely/completely happened again. I swear, my car keys have a mind of their own. One minute they're in my pocket and the next poof. Now I'm stressing/ freaking out/losing it because I can't find them anywhere. I've searched/looked high and low/rummaged through my entire house/apartment/living space, but they're nowhere to be fou